WAI LOOON YOU DAMN SUCKS LA!

Alright. Let's crap something while waiting for my friend to get ready to go to the cinema for 'love matters'.

last month i had an itch in my left ear. So i stretch my ear alot to comfort it since i what to do with it because all this years i depend on my mum to dig away those shit with a super small spoon... lolz

I endured it for three damn *Tooting* weeks before i get to go back home to see my mum. Ah....... home is such a nice place to be..... The first thing i reach home is to ask my mum to scratch away the itch of course. seriously very itchy...

Well, i asked her what is inside. She said nothing, just a little wax in the very deep of the ear and she dont dare to dig it out. Fine lo, i wait for it to come out by itself.

After a week. The *Tooting* itch is still there! And because i stretch my ear and pressurise it to many times, my ear swollen. Mucus start forming in it and eventually, it forms a layer of mucus membrane inside my ear making me deaf on the left. I have no choice but to see a doctor. I was clever. i choosen to see my uni's FREE doctor... lolz.... they don look professional at all.... haha.. but who cares, it's free.

The doctor gave me some ear drops and some pills to ease the itch. i ate a little of the pills and i apply the ear drops everyday. Aih, everytime i apply the ear drop it makes me deaf at one side which is very annoying. Sometimes the oil membrane will form inside my ear it took very long for it to pop! The itch is still there for three days so i lost hope on the ear drops and did not use it anymore.

I back home on the weekend again and without thinking i started to use cotton bud to dig those shitties out. And what i found is, Shit... There's really alot of SHITS in there... *SWEAT!* At first i only dig near the edge of the hole. But i got annoyed again because the membrane keep forming and poping! It's like making you deaf for awhile and then normal again, then deaf, then normal. Very.... ugh! lo....

So i BO CHAP LIAO LA! i pooooooooke the cotton bud deep inside to try to pop the membrane. WAH LA! NOW I REALLY DEAF ONE SIDE.

I ask my mum to help me dig away those irritating wax but it seems like everytime my mum touches the membrane, it hurts me. all she can do is dig out those stick on the walls. It was yellowish greenish in colour and it's watery and sticky. I started suspecting that there is pus inside... Good job, wai loon. Good job....

*To be continue*