THE FART team owns SHIT team at 7-2

So i went to bath just now.... and before that i shitted..... but seems like farted more than shit.... hm.... maybe i din ate much rice and meat recently and had alot of vegies....

In the Toilet Game today, THE FART team made an astounishing result by owning SHIT by 7-2.

In the first few second after the opening of the Toilet Game stadium and curtain lowered, THE FART surprizes everybody by scoring 3 points continuously.

After about 30 seconds, SHIT finally had a chance to make their move. As SHIT was about to made their first score, THE FART suddenly strikes in, breaking SHIT's defence and made another score!

The environment was really favouring THE FART team as Wai Loon the referee can even feel their aura he said.

Although SHIT team was a little slow, but they had gain their confidence by the first score and was about to make the second score.

But all this confidence had been broken down by strong THE FART team as they made 2 more scores even before SHIT team shows out their colour.

Still not giving up, the SHIT team finally succeeded making their second score. Although the attack was quite 'weak' and was not as 'heavy' as THE FART, SHIT's team attack was 'hard'.

The game ends by THE FART scoring another point and Wai Loon the referee had to declare victory to THE FART team. He concluded that SHIT team was not able to continue anymore. It was a total KO.

The curtain raised, and the stadium is closed, then cleaned by the WTAER company.

The game last 3 1/2 minutes.

I'm Kwan Wai Loon and this news is brought to you by KNN. Good night.

Toot!

AAAAARRRRRR!!! i cannot tahan alr ar!!! i must do something!! i must relax and go enjoy myself this week, KAO KAO AR!!!

WORSE THEN SAT LUIN AR!!!!
normally when ppl is in a very stressful situation, they will think that the current situation is the worst situation they faced... for example like my situation now... i would say it is worse than sat luin... when i'm sat luin that time, i would say it is worse than going to work and suffer everyday..... so ppl, dont take this sentence to seriously.... wai loon had merely a nightmare... eveningmare to be exact...

AAAARRRRR!!!!
I WAS SO CONCENTRATED ON MY WORK TODAY THAT EVEN WHEN I SLEEP, MY SPIRIT IS STILL IN MY COMPANY AR!!!! I HATE IT MAN!!! t(-"-t)

WTF man... after coming back from work at 6, i thought i will just have a nap and bath later... but this nap turns into a nightmare!! my spirit had taken the night shift and went to work again despite my damn bloody tired body... ugh! sleep also "hm fong ko ngoh meh!" (it means sleep also dowan to spare me)

somehow my boss in the dream ki siao liao.... keep on laughing only! then serious, ......then laugh, then serious, ....then laugh..... very stressful lo!

And i think is because i'm very hungry, i actually dreamt that the company have buffet dinner there lo.... they serve all damn delicious food and i kept eating... but it was not fun at all because it is still inside the company and i'm still with my boss, and with all my colloueges (how to spell har?)...

is not that i hate my boss.. she's a very nice cute person in reality, but the fact that she is my BOSS, A BOSS, i fell stress! and she like ki siao alr, keep laughing dono for what..... wtf.... and the dinner, no matter how much i ate, i still couldn't get full... wtf... torturous lo....

slept from around 6pm to 11pm... after waking up, i'm on my computer trying to release stress by reading blogs, checking updates, and chatting.... now is 1.45 am... sigh...

i wonder if you realise or not....., i still not bath yet.... hahhhahahaha!! bath now... 8181

Taylor Swift - Love Story

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase, begging you please don't go
And I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes, let's leave this town for a little while
Oh, oh

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me, I was begging you please don't go
And I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby just say yes

Romeo save me they're tryna tell me how to feel
this love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby just say yes

I got tired of waiting wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I'll keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me Juliet you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad you'll pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh

we were both young when i first saw you.....

LAYOUT RELOADEEEEEEED!!!

Yeah, Finally get to make my layout wayyyyyy bigger now... looks more comfortable... is like shifting from a terrace to a semi-D... yup, Semi-D because bunglo is a bit tooo big liao...

Ahhhhh..... It's so beautiful i feel like blogging everyday liao.... lolz.... =)

Let me show you how to do it... it's very simple actually.... just EDIT your Templateto.....

Capture a few pictures here to ease your understanding and easier for me to explain...



1) Just change this...

2) This, This, and This....

SIMPLE RITE!!??!??! OHOHOHOHHOOOHO!!

Scary clouds in botanic!

Sunday, march 15th 2009, the clear sky in botanic suddenly turned very dark... the clouds were moving vigorously, and were constantly changing its shape every second... It freaked me out a little... I was very amazed by this sudden change of weather...

Too bad, i did not take pictures before the clouds covered the sky...

This dark clouds came across from bukit tinggi...

(place where one idiot called samuel-chan live...)

They are brought by very strong wind i think

See the horizon?? it's like engulfing the sky....

I think someone somewhere ter-cast a very horrible spell... hm.....

(he's is probably an idiot)

woo? complete with a video this time.... lolz

The attack of the Fungus!

Alright, let's continue with the part 2 of my story.

So, my ear was so serious that i finally agreed with my parents to see an ENT (ear, neck, and throat) specialist at Arunamari, Bayu perdana.

Wanted to find the doctor on sat but unfortunately he work for half day only that day. So i went to find him again on monday morning, 9am.

His name is Dr.muthu. on that morning he is having a surgery on a patient so i have to wait till 11 something... ok, time reach liao. go there, and waited for another 45 minute... *sweat*

finally my turn liao lo. Doctor say hi to me, i smiled and replied him hi! back lo. I eventually explained my situation to him. "ok," he said. "let's see how's your ear now huh..."

"hm... alot mucous huh..."

he said to the nurse, "microscope". The nurse delicately push him the microscope. he then took out a suction tool and tested it before inserting into my ear. then he start sucking all the shits out... I can hear it very loud and clear... it's like.. you know, when you drink 7 11's slurpy? It produce that type of sucking sound... slurrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrrrrrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrp slurrrrp.... oh! i can hear alr! *continue sucking* slurrp slurrp slurrp.... then he took out the tool and showed me something interesing.

He said, "there, see this,"... WOW! was my reaction... a 1.5cm long ear shitS!! white in colour with some blurrish black stripes. So very wet! and then the nurse tell me, look at black stuff.. that's the fungus... OMFG! that's reallly fungus leh! those grow on your bread when you left it for a week, you know!? wa lao eh.... siao man...

after that the doctor used some cotton to clean up the rest of the shits lo..... during the process i damn song lo..... it feels damn comfortable when there is something inserted in your ear deep inside and keep rubbing it...... it sounds just like SEX! lo!! wahahhahhahaha! dono whether can achieve orgasm or not when he do it long enough? hahhahahhahhaha!!!

ok, i din took the medicine he gave me for two days. at the second day, my ear feel damn swollen and painfulll... i learned my lesson, and took the medicine later after that... cos i thought that medicine is nothing wan mah.. i thought is to reduce the itch and let me sleep more comfortable only... weird that it also have the "reduce imflamation" ability lo... good good....

doctor asked me to see him again on saturday just to check up whether it's fully heal or not. i did lo. and now ok alr....



medicine................... RM 9.85
registration feel ......... RM 10.00
Treatment fee.............. RM 45.00
professional fee (wtf?).... RM 100.00 (WTF!?)
equqipment (microscope).... RM 50.00 (WWWWTTTTTFFFFFFFF!?!??!!?!)

WAI LOOON YOU DAMN SUCKS LA!

Alright. Let's crap something while waiting for my friend to get ready to go to the cinema for 'love matters'.

last month i had an itch in my left ear. So i stretch my ear alot to comfort it since i what to do with it because all this years i depend on my mum to dig away those shit with a super small spoon... lolz

I endured it for three damn *Tooting* weeks before i get to go back home to see my mum. Ah....... home is such a nice place to be..... The first thing i reach home is to ask my mum to scratch away the itch of course. seriously very itchy...

Well, i asked her what is inside. She said nothing, just a little wax in the very deep of the ear and she dont dare to dig it out. Fine lo, i wait for it to come out by itself.

After a week. The *Tooting* itch is still there! And because i stretch my ear and pressurise it to many times, my ear swollen. Mucus start forming in it and eventually, it forms a layer of mucus membrane inside my ear making me deaf on the left. I have no choice but to see a doctor. I was clever. i choosen to see my uni's FREE doctor... lolz.... they don look professional at all.... haha.. but who cares, it's free.

The doctor gave me some ear drops and some pills to ease the itch. i ate a little of the pills and i apply the ear drops everyday. Aih, everytime i apply the ear drop it makes me deaf at one side which is very annoying. Sometimes the oil membrane will form inside my ear it took very long for it to pop! The itch is still there for three days so i lost hope on the ear drops and did not use it anymore.

I back home on the weekend again and without thinking i started to use cotton bud to dig those shitties out. And what i found is, Shit... There's really alot of SHITS in there... *SWEAT!* At first i only dig near the edge of the hole. But i got annoyed again because the membrane keep forming and poping! It's like making you deaf for awhile and then normal again, then deaf, then normal. Very.... ugh! lo....

So i BO CHAP LIAO LA! i pooooooooke the cotton bud deep inside to try to pop the membrane. WAH LA! NOW I REALLY DEAF ONE SIDE.

I ask my mum to help me dig away those irritating wax but it seems like everytime my mum touches the membrane, it hurts me. all she can do is dig out those stick on the walls. It was yellowish greenish in colour and it's watery and sticky. I started suspecting that there is pus inside... Good job, wai loon. Good job....

*To be continue*