Saturday, December 20, 2008

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Chapter 3 - other cb stuff that he proposed/said/made/done

Since the previous entry is abit too long i decide to have a 'chapter 3'. Chapter 3 is for when chapter 2 is too boring and you feel tired to read or you dowan continue reading alr, so you can stop reading it and read chapter 3 other day.. hm...don ask me why so weird, because i memang weird. but not as weird as HIM.

so let's get too the point.

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That f**ker proposed bumper system on aircraft for subject assignment. he said that y not possible? if car can use, y not plane? and he said wanted to put it at near the wheel because the head cannot install.

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I asked him what's the use of the anti-bacteria feature of polypropylene on instrument panel system.
he said to prevent the growth of bacteria which is the main cause of y the instrument panel system always gets dirty.

i asked him where does these bacteria come from.
he said, sometimes pilot will eat biscuit, and bits of it will drop on the instrument panel system and cause bacteria growth. he even said, liquids can be even spilt on the Instrument panel system when they having meals, for example, milk.

my heart was thinking, WWWWTFFFF and i asked him whether pilots eat while piloting or not?
he said, got...... sure got wan..... i said, got meh? he said, got..... i said, sure bo? he said, yeah.......

i told my friends later, they laugh theirs ass out.

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because that we always lock our doors at the living room to prevent ppl from entering our house and steal our valuables like laptops and whatsoever.
one day, he tu lan and complaint to his friend.

" i hate that house ppl lar. they always lock the door wan. everytime i want to go out for a while i must use my key. damn ma huan wan lor. fuck them lar. besides, what if one day suddenly got earthquake ar? then everybody mah die inside lar! "

WTF

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that time we finding house to rent, we asked him whether want to join us or not.

the first thing he ask is,
that house got ppl die before or not?

(WTFFFFFF)

we asked him back, why you so worry bout it? of course no lar.
he said, because my father say ar, if got ppl die before wan better don rent ar. very dangerous.

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once i opened the freezer and found a big ketul of something inside a plastic bag. i took it out and burst out a laughter. It was a cabbage frozen in the freezer.

i asked to my friends whether is theirs or not? they said no.
suddenly a voice came out from his room, "is mine" *then silent*

i "..........."

then i cant stop laughing...

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he has a habit of not flushing. and even not rinsing the sides of the toilet hole when he sprayed out his urine, which is what he normally does btw.
it's dirty, so my friend asked him soflty, friendily, hei liong, you dont you flush next time after you pee? it's not healthy if din flush....
he answer was simple. the water fee expensive.
*that friend of mine, a senior, share a room with him. and he bought him cupboard, double decker bed, and a wardrobe on the very first day we move in. it is like a way of thanking him for letting him share a room with him because all our rooms is full.


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one day i and my friends went clubbing. so before we go we called each other whether ready or not this that lar. and take picture this that. he probably knew that we are going clubbing alr.
the next day, my friend told me that he left a book about aids on his bed yesterday.


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because that i so bo-song him, i did not tell him that i got my internship in infineon. he pulak found his sumwhere near infineon. he knew that i worked there d. i waiting for a chance that he would ask me to fetch him and i take this chance to scold him kao kao. but he kept quiet.
on a few day before our first day, there is a new bicycle in our house. i and my friends wondered who's... on the first day of work, he ride it to his work place which is about 6-8 km away.
he met a friend there, and after two days, his friend started to fetch him with his motobike.
one word for him, STUPID.


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It's saturday, my holiday, his half day working day. i think his friend din go to work that day. from downstairs, he phoned me, which is sleeping upstairs. i did not answer it because it was him from downstairs and i think i'll be as stupid as him i answered it. few minutes later, i heard bicycle cycling sound. bye bye liong. f**k off.


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UPDATE!!!!

wahaha! so long din update alr, started to get complains from ppl.... hm.... about two weeks din update...

so today i'm going to continue my story about him.... you know who la.... mr. ah liong lar... if still dono there's is a long introduction of him in the previous previous entry if not mistaken... have a look =D thank you...

so what i'm going to talk about him today is his stupid ideas... over creative alr...

let's start.....


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his my group member this subject called polymer. we have a project/ assignment whereby we required to find the application or to propose a type of polymer called polypropylene to be used on a military airbus... military AIRBUS. actually he is also my group member for another subject called composite. he said to me that he had found vast information of polypropylene application on airplane! i asked for confirmation whether is't specifically for airplane, and he nooded his head and said YES YES... i trusted him and we made a promise whereby, he doesn't have to do any project on composite and only have to concentrate on polymer. he agreed. (actually that polymer's assignment is not easy to do wan but since he is so confident with his thousand page polypropylene application pdf file have ALL information we needed, i thought it would be damn easy for him to do liao. just copy and paste)

so just two days before the submission date, i asked for his progress. he gave me a file. i thought that file would be like 30-40 pages. to my surprise, it's only one page. this is basically what he wroted.

APPLICATION OF POLYPROPYLENE ON A400 AIRBUS

1) Bumper system

2) Battery casing

3) Wiring

4) door panel


i thought that he might have no time to do it so i asked for his so called thousand page file.

yes, indeed it has thousand page. BUT! to my surprise, all information is on automotive leh!! cars!!! W.........T F.................

i still rmb that time was 1am, that babi not yet even finish his work and he dares to sleep while all others are rushing to finish their work.

i woke him up and ask.

liong, you sure all this applicible on our airbus or not? that file is all on automotives leh...
he said, yes. car can use, aeroplane also can use.
i trusted him again since i not confirm..

so i decided to help him out. and i did his first proposal. bumper system on airbus.... hm.... what is bumper system har?? car's bumper system? no kua... how can a bumper system be used on air craft.... so then i checked the meaning of bumper system in internet. that bumper system he wrote is indeed car's bumper system cos i couldn't find any other meaning for BS.

i went to him again and woke him up. he abit bo song.
i said, hei liong, aircraft can put bumper system meh?? what's the use o???!?
he said, y not. to reduce impact when collide mar.
i asked again, so where does your bumper system wanted to be installed??? you think the aircraft head can put bumper and tail can put bumper ah??
he said, if cannot mar put at the wheels lar...

i took a deeeeep breathe and screamed, WWWWWWWWWWWWWTFFFFFFFFFF in my heart....

at last i and other group members proposed instrument panel system to use Polypropylene, and some other LOGIC applications.

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Monday, December 8, 2008

My Industrial Training

ngek ngek ngek, let's talk about what have i gone through for my first week of industrial training.... it'll be very boring for some ppl because there is quite alot of engineering terms used ar... and things that is not related to what most of you ppl studies... so be warned..... ^^

first of all is i'm surprised with the size of the company which is so super very big and there is so super many workers working for that german company.. It's called infineon and you can find the information of this company online. it's a company that produces chips where you see it everywhere is you care to break your own electrical devices and look into what's in it...

i never thought that a simple electronic unit such as a mosfet or transistors are so complicated to be produced.. it may look very simple as it's something like a black plastics with some legs coming out but actually whatever in that black coloured plastic thingy lies chips with very fine wires. this chips are called dies and it is sticken to a something that they called frames which basically made of copper dibalut with something... those wires are as thin as only 50 microns! microns is err.... micro meter... 10 times power of negative 6 meter... hehe... thinner than your hair... haha.. and the machines that connects these wires to the chips are magnificent!! it's like robot!! damn keng man!! it's like.... machine gun! tuutuutututuututututuut... done, then tutututuuututuututu done... so damn bloody fast...

i work under two engineers.. one is normal engineer and the other is a senior engineer.... i am surprised that these engineers are actuallly very young lo.... babi, one is like 26 or 27 only... the other is like.... 28 or 29 only i think... although they are called engineers, but it seems like what they are capable of is different from my perception of an engineer lo.... my perception is like an engineer suppose to do super duper complicated calculations and keep researching on new technologies all that... but what they do there is like... they receive a project on a newly developed technology and they will procede on how they are going to mass produce it, making sample out of the given specifications (? why is't 'given' ar? i thought engineers suppose to find out all about the specifications themselve wan?) and testing those made samples... hm..... maybe is not their job to do all those calculation lar... cos they are manufactuting engineers...

But it cannot be deny that their knowledge about what they're working on is super duper high.. and they are very clear on what they want to do and can make solid decisions.... another thing that surprises me is that whatever i'm learning now is whatever they are applying! lolz! i always thought that what i'm learning in uni to rubbish... for example, analysis machines like SEM, F sth sth, all that... other than that, there is erm.... SPCs, Control systems, failure analysis, materials, defect analysis, erm... this and that la....

on my first week on my internship i really headache because the engineer tries to actually stuff everything she knows into my head in very little amount of time. she even expect me to help her on doing on her documentations in future!! T,T sad...... but very good lar... i get to learn alot of stuff with that... but the problem is... why so hasty to teach me all that... i'm not genious also... sigh, but i tried my best to catch whatever she gave me lar... and fortunately i can say that i catch about 70-80 percent of what she trying to teach me...

so about my work... my engineer is currently working on a newly product called DrMos... She doesn't really know what is the function of the DrMos lar cos it's not her job also... her job is to produce samples out of the specification and design given, test it, analyse all possible failure of it, and analyse the design weaknesses. actually there is alot more to do about the project wan but i now that i feel sleepy, i cant recall it...so, in order to mass produce the product in future if the customer is satisfied with this DrMos, she have to do setup for the existing machines in the production line... after the setting up is done, then her job as an manufact engineer is done, and she will pass it to the production department to proceed the mass production of the DrMos. So while she is doing all this, she explains to me all the things about this product, what she's doing, and what is the processes to me. and i've learned really alot alot alot of stuff... ah... forget to mention that the wire that connects this chip is actually GOLD! 99% gold if not mistaken.... woo, i always thought that copper and gold has almost the same colour but it turns out to be copper is actually orange in colour while gold is yellow... lolz!

My job given by engineer... to measure the erm.. wire loop heights, the 'ball' diameter of the wire (you may not know what is it and i'm lazy to explain what is it to you, lolz), ball shear, and wire pull force...

another thing that i'm impressed is there are microscope EVERYWHERE!!! hahhahahhahhah! because the chips and the wiring of the chips all very small so microscopes are provided everywhere for the worker to analyse their jobs... lolz

another thing that i find it very interesting is that! ALL THE PRODUCTION LINE ARE ACTUALLY DONE IN ISO CLASS 7 10K CLEAN ROOM! dont mind the iso thing.. it's a clean rooom where you see it in movies! where you have to where smoke and go into a chamber that have erm... blowing holes to blow out all particles on your body before you can go into production line! smoke is an attire that made of special cloth that covers your whole body so that particles or dust from your clothes wont actually fly out to the production line! after you where it you'll feel like you are like a scientist... lolz!

another attire is laboratory attires! where you will have to where erm... silly chef hat.. (not those tall tall wan), doctor's coat, and a rubber slipper... their lab is like.. woooooo... all white colour wan... lolz! and their instruments are crazily expensive! example, one small laser measuring device as small as your palm can cost evenly with a kancil.. i heard the lab assistance says that recently there is a worker droped and spoilt a tranducer (if not mistaken) which is only as big as a small box, and that cost you a BMW... lolz!!! so my engineer warn me to becarefull because all equipments in the company can easily cost up to a waja, wira, or sth... lolz!

there is actually alot alot alot more that i wanted to write about my company wan... but it seems like i've alr writen more than 1000 words alr so i dont think i want to continue lar... hahahaha..


next time i'lll show you the picture of me wearing smoke.. eehhehehhe

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my 6 non-important things/habits/quirks ar? let see

1) i like to keep quiet whenever i feel like it...

2) i will suddenly become very talkative when i feel like it...

3) i like to scratch my head most of the time like a gorilla (well, it's not on purpose ok...? my head is itchy most of the time... dono y... i shampoo my hair twice a day ok...? pls don say i dirty ar... i will feel sad wan....)

4) arrrrr....... erm.......... hm................. is the things i will normally say before any sentence... (because my brain is processing)

5) arrrrrr....... erm.......... hm........... yeah, my brain is processing for fifth habit....

6) i like to see pretty girls..... hahahhahahhhaha!! wherever i go..... whatever i'm doing.....




and the unlucky ppl's are!!!
TENG TENG!!

Princess EsTAR! Bloody Hell MyKy!! MARk Ko kawan ku!!! BObby Piang~~!!!! MEi Mei!!!!! and finally! Miss Soo Shan!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Future titles

Hi, i have very little time to blog nowadays as i have started my industrial trainig at a company called infineon at melaka... i'm very proud to be recruited into the manufacturing engineering department as i will be learning directly a senior manufact engineering and a normal manufact engineer. i learn damn alot from the in just 3 days.

is a company that produce chips that is found in most of your electrical appliance at home or at work. damn bloody big company. And while my engineers is persuing their project masing masing, i learn from them and see how they solve their problems...

i want to thank god first of all because i prayed hard for it. secondly wanted to thank my senior that worked there for directly taking into the team.

ah, actually i wanted to tell you what i wanted to blog about in future.... there they are.. hahhaha

1) ah liong story 2
2) i ate a litre of icecream
3) Korean BBQ buffet at Seoul Garden!!
4) Steamboat buffet at Yuen, Subang!!
5) My life in infineon!! damn bloody interesting job...

hahaha... mostly will be posting it this weekend because next monday is HOLIDAY!!!!
thanks to allah... allah should make more 'big' days so that lazy ppl like me can have a 'rest'....

currently i'm
- pissing off mr. ah liong because he dont help on house work
- worry about my growing tummy because i'm to tired to exercise after work
- happy because infineon subsidise the canteen foods and they are darn delicious! imagine hot nasi beriani that go along with very delicious warm spiced curry, a ketul of fried chrispy big chicken, piece of egg, and 2 piece of big keropok for only RM 2.50.... hm... sedapnye....

thats all for the little update

bye bye