Hi, i am Kwan Wai Loon. I'm a 2 year student of U'rdamn.. oh i'm sorry, it's UTeM... Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka. How is my studies over there? Oh, i did not study there... i spent most of my lecture time sleeping.... hehe... and when i'm sleeping, many things happen
case 1
one day, i'm so tired + my stomach had alot of gas. when i was half conscious in the class, i accidentally let out a "Preettt!"... oh, and it wakes me up.... naturally, i felt embarrased and funny at the same time... luckily the lecturer in front did not heard them... hahax!
but one of my malay girl friend (A) was supprised,
she whisper to her friend (B), "eh? awak kentut ke??!".
B replied, "eh bukanlah!".
A said, "Tadi saya dengar ada orang kentut la..."
*me*controlled laughter non stop*
B replied, "saya pun dengar tadi!"
*me*couldn't stand it anymore*
i confessed, "saya, saya... saya yang kentut tadi.... *bwahahahahhhaa!!*controlled laughter* "
A & B supprised, "eh! wai loon ni!! @%^@@&%$"
*me*tears coming out*
case 2
i always like to sleep at the library... because it's cold and comfortable... a condition that we will never have in hostel...
one day, i slept at the reading newspaper place... i stretch my legs under the wide heavy looking coffee table that everybody use it to read newspaper. i relaxed my self and eventually fell asleep........zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KABOOM!!! i dreamt i'm bruce lee and accidentally made a kick with my left leg....
i woke up, everybody was stunned and was staring at me.... i was so blurr, cos i'm still half inside the dream and half awake... i stared back at them... i starred at my friend, i starred at the ppl who are reading book, i stared at a malay guy in front of me who was reading newspaper, then i started back at my friend, then that malay guy again.... then only i realised i was actually dreaming and had made a loud noise with a kick to the table... so i smiled and said, "oh, sorry sorry! i was dreaming and was so blurr when i'm awake just now! sorry sorry, hahaha" ... the malay guy smiled and continue reading....
when i went back home, i was wondering why the heck did i have a bruise on my leg knee ah??? ohhhhhh! because i kicked the table this afternoon! ahhahhaha! i didn't know my kick was so powerful.... lolz..
case 3
slept during the hubungan etnik class... what so special? everybody also sleep during boring class or subject....
is because everybody sit down straightly, and nod their head as if there were reading their text book while sleeping, but i sleep with my whole body lazied down on the chair and spread my legs wide open while stretching it forward...
my lecture was really 'happy' and she 'shot' me in front of the class when i woke up. everybody were laughing at me.... but i din know what i did wrong till my friend showed me my pic when i was sleeping.... oh..... it was indeed very irrespectful... hahax... sorry ma'am... hahax
case 4
sleep and drooled in the library. asked a tissue from my friend and wiped it when awake...
case 5
the worse situation i had when related with sleeping is during the sosio ekonomi lecture... i was very tired, i sat at the end rows so i can sleep.... uuuuuhhhhhhhhh........ what a nice nap..... let's do some stretching..... arm stretched backwards, leg kept under the chair, body lean backwards, and.... TIIIIIIMMMBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! i fell down backwards, legs in the air, rolled sideways, climbed up, laughed, and said sorry to everyone.... the actions in italics, it happened i think 3-5 seconds, so everybody had the chance to see how a beetle actually get back on the floor....the lecturer did not see how i fall cos she were reading her text in front, but i think that was her funniest thing happen during her class all this time.... she was actually quite a elegant lecturer cos she dont laugh like, "wahahahahaha!", but everybody can see how hard she controlled her laughter during that time.... a few times, she halted and controlled her laughter during her lecture each time she looked at me....
Monday, March 10, 2008
A dream came true??
Sorry friends for the late updates... I'm very busy this sem.... even though when i have time, i dont have the mood to blog cos my pending work is like a mountain... but since i'm back now, and had promised so many ppl to update my blog, i'm gonna talk a little something...
i came back past friday... my parents wasn't around that time because they had went to hk for a vacation... i chose to come back this week for few reasons..
1) my sis having open house
2) my parents coming back on saturday
3) i missed klang
4) i missed klang ppl
5) i missed my bed...
6) i cant stand my hostel anymore, and i need a break (the reason i will tell you in future, haha)
7) my stupid newly bought mp3 player spoilt alr (..l.. u) and i wanted to repair it. and '..l..' the salesperson in the same time...
8) i wanted to go lowyat to buy a printer
9) i want to go shopping again.... haha
10) i think...., i have enough reason to come back now....
SO, on saturday morning (2am), i with my siblings went to fetch our parents... we were like err... happy la.. one week din see them alr.... (i almost a month).. so there they are, waiting for use at in front of mcD at lcct... in the car my, they told us alot of interesting stories lo...
then something got into my attention... my father mentioned that he bought phones from hk and it was very cheap. i was like... oh.... that's interesting... means i'm getting a new phone... but after a few second, i thought, aiya, impossible la... sure he buy it for my siss and bro wan... then my father mentioned it was N95... in my mind: omg! wth, it's a damn good phone man!.... sigh, sadly it's not for me.... he mentioned again a few while later, 'i bought 3, edison bought 2, someone some one bought 1'.... in my mind: '3?!?! when the hell did my parents became so rich ah?'
dad: 'it's just rm600+, so we bought it lo,'
me: 'WTH, why so cheap wan!'
dad: 'cos it's from china, haha, but it's original, just that it lack of sth'
at first i thought of giving to them to my sis wan... but they like not interested like that, so i say lo... "can i have one ah?"
dad : "sure... take la"
me in my heart : I'M FLYING WITHOUT WINGS............. SO.......... IMPPPPOOOOOOOSIIIIBLEEEEE........... LALALLALALAL........
OOOOMMMMGGGGGGG.... and in the evening i mentioned to my sis that i wanted to buy N82 in future... suddenly i got a N95 where it's function is almost as good as N82!!.... omg!!!!
(i was smiling widely, hahax)
story din end here.... so when reach back home at 3am... we start exploring what our parents bought for us... well, i got N95 lo, a blue tooth lo, and a 2g micro sd... oh, it's like a dream came true... it's so late that time, so my parents ask everybody to go sleep and explore them tmr... then we did lo....
the next day, despite of the assignment i brought back from malacca, i slowly observed my new phone... it looks soooooooooooooooo beautiful...
then i started exploring the gps....
ai?? where is the gps??? hm...... maybe need to install.... nvm, later i check online...
then i explore the 5mp camera....
ai? why the resolution only can go till 1.3 mp?? hm...... this is so strange....
after that i played the songs with multimedia buttons....
ai?? what stupid function that this button has?? is like without them also can wan?? ahha, what a stupid design nokia has...
later i started checking online for what my phone has..
WTH? why some of the functions looks so different wan? online version looks so beautiful, but my N95 looks so stupid wan? hm.......... oh.... mayb i need to update my software... yes yes...
so i started downloading all the softwares, and runs them
"sorry, we cant detect your phone, bla bla bla, maybe your phone is incompatible sth bla bla bla"
WTH?? hm... maybe need to restart the com....start->shut down computer-> restart-> "deng deng dong deng"->"kreng kreng kreng........."-> run nokia programs-> detect phone..
"sorry, we cant detect your phone, bla bla bla, maybe your phone is incompatible sth bla bla bla"
WTh??? then i started noticed that my phone memory only has 505kb....
"WTH?!?! that's impossible... "
i started to doubt my phone....
my bro came back, he had the other N95 8g version... i asked him bout his phone...
me: " hei bro, do you have any friends who knows about phones?"
bro: yeah
me: did you asked them bout your phone?
bro: yup!
me: did you noticed that there is no gps, camera only 1.3 mp, built in memory only has 505kb, and the softwares are different from original.
bro: yup! what do you expect from sth made from china and sold in china? it's like that.
me: WTH!?!? but you said it's original!
bro: yup! it is, but mayb it's incomplete or maybe is china version! :)
sad...................................... heart broken...... hope shattered...... mood gone... and time wasted.....
sigh..... but i'm still happy with that china version phone... at least now i have two phones.... and i can listen to mp3 without having to wait for the stupid rm99 2g mwalker mp3 player to be fixed alr...
oh ya, i forget to mentioned that the bluetooth doesn't work.... but y my dad still buys it? cant blame him... he dont really familiar with technologies stuff.... and i'm still happy cos i'd received a heart, not a china version bluetooth.....
i came back past friday... my parents wasn't around that time because they had went to hk for a vacation... i chose to come back this week for few reasons..
1) my sis having open house
2) my parents coming back on saturday
3) i missed klang
4) i missed klang ppl
5) i missed my bed...
6) i cant stand my hostel anymore, and i need a break (the reason i will tell you in future, haha)
7) my stupid newly bought mp3 player spoilt alr (..l.. u) and i wanted to repair it. and '..l..' the salesperson in the same time...
8) i wanted to go lowyat to buy a printer
9) i want to go shopping again.... haha
10) i think...., i have enough reason to come back now....
SO, on saturday morning (2am), i with my siblings went to fetch our parents... we were like err... happy la.. one week din see them alr.... (i almost a month).. so there they are, waiting for use at in front of mcD at lcct... in the car my, they told us alot of interesting stories lo...
then something got into my attention... my father mentioned that he bought phones from hk and it was very cheap. i was like... oh.... that's interesting... means i'm getting a new phone... but after a few second, i thought, aiya, impossible la... sure he buy it for my siss and bro wan... then my father mentioned it was N95... in my mind: omg! wth, it's a damn good phone man!.... sigh, sadly it's not for me.... he mentioned again a few while later, 'i bought 3, edison bought 2, someone some one bought 1'.... in my mind: '3?!?! when the hell did my parents became so rich ah?'
dad: 'it's just rm600+, so we bought it lo,'
me: 'WTH, why so cheap wan!'
dad: 'cos it's from china, haha, but it's original, just that it lack of sth'
at first i thought of giving to them to my sis wan... but they like not interested like that, so i say lo... "can i have one ah?"
dad : "sure... take la"
me in my heart : I'M FLYING WITHOUT WINGS............. SO.......... IMPPPPOOOOOOOSIIIIBLEEEEE........... LALALLALALAL........
OOOOMMMMGGGGGGG.... and in the evening i mentioned to my sis that i wanted to buy N82 in future... suddenly i got a N95 where it's function is almost as good as N82!!.... omg!!!!
(i was smiling widely, hahax)
story din end here.... so when reach back home at 3am... we start exploring what our parents bought for us... well, i got N95 lo, a blue tooth lo, and a 2g micro sd... oh, it's like a dream came true... it's so late that time, so my parents ask everybody to go sleep and explore them tmr... then we did lo....
the next day, despite of the assignment i brought back from malacca, i slowly observed my new phone... it looks soooooooooooooooo beautiful...
then i started exploring the gps....
ai?? where is the gps??? hm...... maybe need to install.... nvm, later i check online...
then i explore the 5mp camera....
ai? why the resolution only can go till 1.3 mp?? hm...... this is so strange....
after that i played the songs with multimedia buttons....
ai?? what stupid function that this button has?? is like without them also can wan?? ahha, what a stupid design nokia has...
later i started checking online for what my phone has..
WTH? why some of the functions looks so different wan? online version looks so beautiful, but my N95 looks so stupid wan? hm.......... oh.... mayb i need to update my software... yes yes...
so i started downloading all the softwares, and runs them
"sorry, we cant detect your phone, bla bla bla, maybe your phone is incompatible sth bla bla bla"
WTH?? hm... maybe need to restart the com....start->shut down computer-> restart-> "deng deng dong deng"->"kreng kreng kreng........."-> run nokia programs-> detect phone..
"sorry, we cant detect your phone, bla bla bla, maybe your phone is incompatible sth bla bla bla"
WTh??? then i started noticed that my phone memory only has 505kb....
"WTH?!?! that's impossible... "
i started to doubt my phone....
my bro came back, he had the other N95 8g version... i asked him bout his phone...
me: " hei bro, do you have any friends who knows about phones?"
bro: yeah
me: did you asked them bout your phone?
bro: yup!
me: did you noticed that there is no gps, camera only 1.3 mp, built in memory only has 505kb, and the softwares are different from original.
bro: yup! what do you expect from sth made from china and sold in china? it's like that.
me: WTH!?!? but you said it's original!
bro: yup! it is, but mayb it's incomplete or maybe is china version! :)
sad...................................... heart broken...... hope shattered...... mood gone... and time wasted.....
sigh..... but i'm still happy with that china version phone... at least now i have two phones.... and i can listen to mp3 without having to wait for the stupid rm99 2g mwalker mp3 player to be fixed alr...
oh ya, i forget to mentioned that the bluetooth doesn't work.... but y my dad still buys it? cant blame him... he dont really familiar with technologies stuff.... and i'm still happy cos i'd received a heart, not a china version bluetooth.....
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