Sleeping Guru

Hi, i am Kwan Wai Loon. I'm a 2 year student of U'rdamn.. oh i'm sorry, it's UTeM... Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka. How is my studies over there? Oh, i did not study there... i spent most of my lecture time sleeping.... hehe... and when i'm sleeping, many things happen

case 1
one day, i'm so tired + my stomach had alot of gas. when i was half conscious in the class, i accidentally let out a "Preettt!"... oh, and it wakes me up.... naturally, i felt embarrased and funny at the same time... luckily the lecturer in front did not heard them... hahax!
but one of my malay girl friend (A) was supprised,
she whisper to her friend (B), "eh? awak kentut ke??!".
B replied, "eh bukanlah!".
A said, "Tadi saya dengar ada orang kentut la..."
*me*controlled laughter non stop*
B replied, "saya pun dengar tadi!"
*me*couldn't stand it anymore*
i confessed, "saya, saya... saya yang kentut tadi.... *bwahahahahhhaa!!*controlled laughter* "
A & B supprised, "eh! wai loon ni!! @%^@@&%$"
*me*tears coming out*

case 2
i always like to sleep at the library... because it's cold and comfortable... a condition that we will never have in hostel...

one day, i slept at the reading newspaper place... i stretch my legs under the wide heavy looking coffee table that everybody use it to read newspaper. i relaxed my self and eventually fell asleep........zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KABOOM!!! i dreamt i'm bruce lee and accidentally made a kick with my left leg....
i woke up, everybody was stunned and was staring at me.... i was so blurr, cos i'm still half inside the dream and half awake... i stared back at them... i starred at my friend, i starred at the ppl who are reading book, i stared at a malay guy in front of me who was reading newspaper, then i started back at my friend, then that malay guy again.... then only i realised i was actually dreaming and had made a loud noise with a kick to the table... so i smiled and said, "oh, sorry sorry! i was dreaming and was so blurr when i'm awake just now! sorry sorry, hahaha" ... the malay guy smiled and continue reading....

when i went back home, i was wondering why the heck did i have a bruise on my leg knee ah??? ohhhhhh! because i kicked the table this afternoon! ahhahhaha! i didn't know my kick was so powerful.... lolz..

case 3

slept during the hubungan etnik class... what so special? everybody also sleep during boring class or subject....
is because everybody sit down straightly, and nod their head as if there were reading their text book while sleeping, but i sleep with my whole body lazied down on the chair and spread my legs wide open while stretching it forward...
my lecture was really 'happy' and she 'shot' me in front of the class when i woke up. everybody were laughing at me.... but i din know what i did wrong till my friend showed me my pic when i was sleeping.... oh..... it was indeed very irrespectful... hahax... sorry ma'am... hahax

case 4
sleep and drooled in the library. asked a tissue from my friend and wiped it when awake...

case 5
the worse situation i had when related with sleeping is during the sosio ekonomi lecture... i was very tired, i sat at the end rows so i can sleep.... uuuuuhhhhhhhhh........ what a nice nap..... let's do some stretching..... arm stretched backwards, leg kept under the chair, body lean backwards, and.... TIIIIIIMMMBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! i fell down backwards, legs in the air, rolled sideways, climbed up, laughed, and said sorry to everyone.... the actions in italics, it happened i think 3-5 seconds, so everybody had the chance to see how a beetle actually get back on the floor....the lecturer did not see how i fall cos she were reading her text in front, but i think that was her funniest thing happen during her class all this time.... she was actually quite a elegant lecturer cos she dont laugh like, "wahahahahaha!", but everybody can see how hard she controlled her laughter during that time.... a few times, she halted and controlled her laughter during her lecture each time she looked at me....