Since the previous entry is abit too long i decide to have a 'chapter 3'. Chapter 3 is for when chapter 2 is too boring and you feel tired to read or you dowan continue reading alr, so you can stop reading it and read chapter 3 other day.. hm...don ask me why so weird, because i memang weird. but not as weird as HIM.
so let's get too the point.
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That f**ker proposed bumper system on aircraft for subject assignment. he said that y not possible? if car can use, y not plane? and he said wanted to put it at near the wheel because the head cannot install.
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I asked him what's the use of the anti-bacteria feature of polypropylene on instrument panel system.
he said to prevent the growth of bacteria which is the main cause of y the instrument panel system always gets dirty.
i asked him where does these bacteria come from.
he said, sometimes pilot will eat biscuit, and bits of it will drop on the instrument panel system and cause bacteria growth. he even said, liquids can be even spilt on the Instrument panel system when they having meals, for example, milk.
my heart was thinking, WWWWTFFFF and i asked him whether pilots eat while piloting or not?
he said, got...... sure got wan..... i said, got meh? he said, got..... i said, sure bo? he said, yeah.......
i told my friends later, they laugh theirs ass out.
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because that we always lock our doors at the living room to prevent ppl from entering our house and steal our valuables like laptops and whatsoever.
one day, he tu lan and complaint to his friend.
" i hate that house ppl lar. they always lock the door wan. everytime i want to go out for a while i must use my key. damn ma huan wan lor. fuck them lar. besides, what if one day suddenly got earthquake ar? then everybody mah die inside lar! "
WTF
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that time we finding house to rent, we asked him whether want to join us or not.
the first thing he ask is,
that house got ppl die before or not?
(WTFFFFFF)
we asked him back, why you so worry bout it? of course no lar.
he said, because my father say ar, if got ppl die before wan better don rent ar. very dangerous.
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once i opened the freezer and found a big ketul of something inside a plastic bag. i took it out and burst out a laughter. It was a cabbage frozen in the freezer.
i asked to my friends whether is theirs or not? they said no.
suddenly a voice came out from his room, "is mine" *then silent*
i "..........."
then i cant stop laughing...
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so let's get too the point.
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That f**ker proposed bumper system on aircraft for subject assignment. he said that y not possible? if car can use, y not plane? and he said wanted to put it at near the wheel because the head cannot install.
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I asked him what's the use of the anti-bacteria feature of polypropylene on instrument panel system.
he said to prevent the growth of bacteria which is the main cause of y the instrument panel system always gets dirty.
i asked him where does these bacteria come from.
he said, sometimes pilot will eat biscuit, and bits of it will drop on the instrument panel system and cause bacteria growth. he even said, liquids can be even spilt on the Instrument panel system when they having meals, for example, milk.
my heart was thinking, WWWWTFFFF and i asked him whether pilots eat while piloting or not?
he said, got...... sure got wan..... i said, got meh? he said, got..... i said, sure bo? he said, yeah.......
i told my friends later, they laugh theirs ass out.
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because that we always lock our doors at the living room to prevent ppl from entering our house and steal our valuables like laptops and whatsoever.
one day, he tu lan and complaint to his friend.
" i hate that house ppl lar. they always lock the door wan. everytime i want to go out for a while i must use my key. damn ma huan wan lor. fuck them lar. besides, what if one day suddenly got earthquake ar? then everybody mah die inside lar! "
WTF
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that time we finding house to rent, we asked him whether want to join us or not.
the first thing he ask is,
that house got ppl die before or not?
(WTFFFFFF)
we asked him back, why you so worry bout it? of course no lar.
he said, because my father say ar, if got ppl die before wan better don rent ar. very dangerous.
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once i opened the freezer and found a big ketul of something inside a plastic bag. i took it out and burst out a laughter. It was a cabbage frozen in the freezer.
i asked to my friends whether is theirs or not? they said no.
suddenly a voice came out from his room, "is mine" *then silent*
i "..........."
then i cant stop laughing...
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he has a habit of not flushing. and even not rinsing the sides of the toilet hole when he sprayed out his urine, which is what he normally does btw.
it's dirty, so my friend asked him soflty, friendily, hei liong, you dont you flush next time after you pee? it's not healthy if din flush....
he answer was simple. the water fee expensive.
*that friend of mine, a senior, share a room with him. and he bought him cupboard, double decker bed, and a wardrobe on the very first day we move in. it is like a way of thanking him for letting him share a room with him because all our rooms is full.
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one day i and my friends went clubbing. so before we go we called each other whether ready or not this that lar. and take picture this that. he probably knew that we are going clubbing alr.
the next day, my friend told me that he left a book about aids on his bed yesterday.
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because that i so bo-song him, i did not tell him that i got my internship in infineon. he pulak found his sumwhere near infineon. he knew that i worked there d. i waiting for a chance that he would ask me to fetch him and i take this chance to scold him kao kao. but he kept quiet.
on a few day before our first day, there is a new bicycle in our house. i and my friends wondered who's... on the first day of work, he ride it to his work place which is about 6-8 km away.
he met a friend there, and after two days, his friend started to fetch him with his motobike.
one word for him, STUPID.
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It's saturday, my holiday, his half day working day. i think his friend din go to work that day. from downstairs, he phoned me, which is sleeping upstairs. i did not answer it because it was him from downstairs and i think i'll be as stupid as him i answered it. few minutes later, i heard bicycle cycling sound. bye bye liong. f**k off.
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