Alright, let's continue with the part 2 of my story.
So, my ear was so serious that i finally agreed with my parents to see an ENT (ear, neck, and throat) specialist at Arunamari, Bayu perdana.
Wanted to find the doctor on sat but unfortunately he work for half day only that day. So i went to find him again on monday morning, 9am.
His name is Dr.muthu. on that morning he is having a surgery on a patient so i have to wait till 11 something... ok, time reach liao. go there, and waited for another 45 minute... *sweat*
finally my turn liao lo. Doctor say hi to me, i smiled and replied him hi! back lo. I eventually explained my situation to him. "ok," he said. "let's see how's your ear now huh..."
"hm... alot mucous huh..."
he said to the nurse, "microscope". The nurse delicately push him the microscope. he then took out a suction tool and tested it before inserting into my ear. then he start sucking all the shits out... I can hear it very loud and clear... it's like.. you know, when you drink 7 11's slurpy? It produce that type of sucking sound... slurrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrrrrrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrp slurrrrp.... oh! i can hear alr! *continue sucking* slurrp slurrp slurrp.... then he took out the tool and showed me something interesing.
He said, "there, see this,"... WOW! was my reaction... a 1.5cm long ear shitS!! white in colour with some blurrish black stripes. So very wet! and then the nurse tell me, look at black stuff.. that's the fungus... OMFG! that's reallly fungus leh! those grow on your bread when you left it for a week, you know!? wa lao eh.... siao man...
after that the doctor used some cotton to clean up the rest of the shits lo..... during the process i damn song lo..... it feels damn comfortable when there is something inserted in your ear deep inside and keep rubbing it...... it sounds just like SEX! lo!! wahahhahhahaha! dono whether can achieve orgasm or not when he do it long enough? hahhahahhahhaha!!!
ok, i din took the medicine he gave me for two days. at the second day, my ear feel damn swollen and painfulll... i learned my lesson, and took the medicine later after that... cos i thought that medicine is nothing wan mah.. i thought is to reduce the itch and let me sleep more comfortable only... weird that it also have the "reduce imflamation" ability lo... good good....
doctor asked me to see him again on saturday just to check up whether it's fully heal or not. i did lo. and now ok alr....
medicine................... RM 9.85
registration feel ......... RM 10.00
Treatment fee.............. RM 45.00
professional fee (wtf?).... RM 100.00 (WTF!?)
equqipment (microscope).... RM 50.00 (WWWWTTTTTFFFFFFFF!?!??!!?!)
So, my ear was so serious that i finally agreed with my parents to see an ENT (ear, neck, and throat) specialist at Arunamari, Bayu perdana.
Wanted to find the doctor on sat but unfortunately he work for half day only that day. So i went to find him again on monday morning, 9am.
His name is Dr.muthu. on that morning he is having a surgery on a patient so i have to wait till 11 something... ok, time reach liao. go there, and waited for another 45 minute... *sweat*
finally my turn liao lo. Doctor say hi to me, i smiled and replied him hi! back lo. I eventually explained my situation to him. "ok," he said. "let's see how's your ear now huh..."
"hm... alot mucous huh..."
he said to the nurse, "microscope". The nurse delicately push him the microscope. he then took out a suction tool and tested it before inserting into my ear. then he start sucking all the shits out... I can hear it very loud and clear... it's like.. you know, when you drink 7 11's slurpy? It produce that type of sucking sound... slurrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrrrrrp slurrp slurrp slurrrrp slurrrrp.... oh! i can hear alr! *continue sucking* slurrp slurrp slurrp.... then he took out the tool and showed me something interesing.
He said, "there, see this,"... WOW! was my reaction... a 1.5cm long ear shitS!! white in colour with some blurrish black stripes. So very wet! and then the nurse tell me, look at black stuff.. that's the fungus... OMFG! that's reallly fungus leh! those grow on your bread when you left it for a week, you know!? wa lao eh.... siao man...
after that the doctor used some cotton to clean up the rest of the shits lo..... during the process i damn song lo..... it feels damn comfortable when there is something inserted in your ear deep inside and keep rubbing it...... it sounds just like SEX! lo!! wahahhahhahaha! dono whether can achieve orgasm or not when he do it long enough? hahhahahhahhaha!!!
ok, i din took the medicine he gave me for two days. at the second day, my ear feel damn swollen and painfulll... i learned my lesson, and took the medicine later after that... cos i thought that medicine is nothing wan mah.. i thought is to reduce the itch and let me sleep more comfortable only... weird that it also have the "reduce imflamation" ability lo... good good....
doctor asked me to see him again on saturday just to check up whether it's fully heal or not. i did lo. and now ok alr....
medicine................... RM 9.85
registration feel ......... RM 10.00
Treatment fee.............. RM 45.00
professional fee (wtf?).... RM 100.00 (WTF!?)
equqipment (microscope).... RM 50.00 (WWWWTTTTTFFFFFFFF!?!??!!?!)
3 comments:
u see.. told u to chop it off d lo....
then the bill would be like..
kitchen knife or eqv...... RM20
Bandages and cottons..... RM5
The excitement of having a new face style...... priceless
cheaper rite:D
so when it gets fully healed, maybe you should start using cotton buds everytime after you bathe or once a week
sam:
lolz.... better don let me catch you having any inflammation on your body next time... i'll help you operate for free lo...
esther:
hm... doctor just ask me to use towel and dry it wor... he say cotton buds not very good at sucking water...
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