hm... so long din blog d.... i guess i can harvest the moulds now... actually not i dowanna blog la, just that i always cant find the mood to blog... until now... haha although not in a very good mood but this mood is good enough to make my hands on the keyboard...
So, about the title above, MASUM means Majlis Sukan University Malaysia. I joined the Taekwondo sport which is the only sport i'm good in and i'm the team leader. Sigh, team leader is not a good job. HATE IT! although i can learn lot of things la but i still hate it.... i love my life in either boring or fun way.... i like spending my time doing nothing which i believe most of you likes it too... lolz
hm... this entry might be quite boring la. Will not be as funny as my previous entry.
so, i dont want to go in details la bout what i did in sabah cos i really have nothing to do there. All i can tell you is i lost in a stupid bet and forced to eat two sticks of chicken backside! motherF85729... and one stick = 4 BIG backside you know! mother23cker... hm... this is actually the first time i eat chicken backside... so i will tell you what i feel bout it abit...
the chicken backside (cb) is actually barbequed. (willl show you the pic in future). at first when you bite the CB! it is damn soft and tender because of all the errr fats in it... and there is actually a very soft bone comes with it too. it feels crunchy but not crunchy wor... you know... those soft bones ah... at the end of the chest wan ah.. sth like that la... then the cb taste quite good lo actually (hahhaha, damn bad in commenting).. it's sweet... there is mixture of err... fats, very soft meat, soft bone, some weird smell, and err... fats lo.... lolz but! no matter how nice or special it is, to me, that ciba# err that cb is still backside where all the waste comes out from it mar!! so i dont quite like it la... haha... if i had won that bet i will buy my friend 10 roti canai and he has to finish it all...
so let's talk about my fight...
erm.... before that i will introduce you some ppl
1) that is the head judge sitting in front of the ring... the head of 5 other judges... the one that will collect the points from all the 4 judges and combine them all.
2) the judge that control the fight... this judge looks abit like korean... and before my matches, i and my senior were actually taking bad bout him because he seems very proud of himself being a judge... we say it by his gestures when giving points that time... a cb judge la... hahaha
3) my friend from usm, iranian, taking master, and he is 24 years old.... know him during usm open tournament. i'm the gold medalist and he is bronze.
4) a not friendly yet respect his opponent punya national fighter...
5) national fighter coach...
that's all
so my first match, i fought my iranian friend. fuh... i walk in the ring with err... a bit kan chiong feeling la... wah... he was very aggresive... a few seconds when the round starts he started charging at me alr... but damn unfortunate, i dono what the hell i did, i think i clashed with him or sth, he suddenly shouted in pain. then he cant walk.. he tell his coach that he cant continue alr cos it's seriously very pain and cant walk. but his coach sounded him to ask him continue (because is just the first round you see, and maybe his coach thought is merely a clash. it happens quite often). so he got no choice but continue lo. he jump a little before fighting me again... 'keso!' the judge said.. and now that i'm in advantage so i charge at him la... kick kick kick, he shouted again! owh! my leg! no no, it hurts alot... no no i cant continue (sth like that)... so the coach have no choice but to declare forfeit... and i won the bout with 'sweat' feeling .. you know, 'sweat' .. errr --> =,=
so not long after that i fought pulak a national fighter... so aih, before going to the ring i wasn't nervous at all la.. and say to myself just do my best la ok.... i say okok.... hahhahaha... my coach also tells me that la... so i say okok again lo....
when i went in the ring, i see him bow to all the judges, so i err.. ma follow lo... stupidly... ahhhaha
hm... the round had start... he stands still, i also stand still.... then i decided, since i'm doing my best, why dont i give him a surprise attack... "aachaa!" was my action... zoom zoom! (he retreated) was what he did. fuiyoh, wtf man! retreat damn bloody fast... but he missed me when he did a counter attack... ahaha... cos i'm good at 'zoom zoom' technique too.. 'blek!' was what i thought.
so the first round keep on going like that la.... i aachaa acchaa he zoom zooom... he counter counter, i also zoom zoom or sometimes hug hug lo... then suddenly when we stand stand, the 'ting ting' came.. end of first round..
the second round... fuh... he started to attack d... "zoom.. BOOM!" (skip + front leg turning) WTF was what i thought... it was damn bloody fast man! i cant even do anything... again "zoom.. BOOM!" and from there he keep "zoom.. BOOM!" and "zoom.. BOOM!" alr.... not only that... after that "zoom.. BOOM!" he did "tututuutututuutuututu" also... this is what we called gattling gun in tkd. where he continuously attacking me with double turning kick... and it was seriously very fast... then ting ting.... end of second match....
here comes the third match were i got alot ppl's attention.... lolz!
so i cannot let him keep "zoom.. BOOM!" d ma.. instead of letting him do that i thought y dont i "zoom.. BOOM!" him also lei.... so "zoom..pop" was what i did and in return i got a "KABOOOM!!!" ... his supporter all start cheering and shouting... he was very happy... it was a direct hit to my chest.............. i ate his backthrust... (backthrust is the most powerfull kick in tkd)..
i cant breathe... the air keep flowing out of my lung and all i can do is bent down... suddenly someone from the national side were shouting 'breathe! breathe!.... what i thought in my mind was, "oh, thank you for reminding me.... seems like your team is not that cruel after all.... instead of just remember to cheer for your fighter, you still remember there is another fighter in the ring which is in trouble.... i'm touched"
so i suddenly stood up and breathe my air.... actually that time when i was bending the refree was counting alr... and that referee was the one i intro to you la... normally when someone ate a direct backthrust, the fighter cant continue the match and considered ko-ed d. but when i suddenly get up and breathe like nothing he was shocked and were very confused, he din know what to do so he stop counting lo.... and here comes the opponent's coach... "what the hell you doing! why din you count! count la! hei! look at him! he cant continue alr! why aren't you counting! what the hell you doing! count la! hei! count la! hei!...................(scolding the refree)" then the referee looked at the head refree, the head refree looked at him, then he looked at the coach, then he looked at me... hahhaha.. he look here look there dono what to do.... i looked at him, i smilled at my coach (which is my senior, then one that kutuk the refree with me previously).. hahha... but that time i told her(my coach) that i cant continue alr... but she says go finish it.. it's third round... i say, "ooooooo ok la..."
so after the scolding scolding while i was talking to my coach, the refree asked me to continue lo... and i got whacked abit lo during the round... and that is how it ends....
ah....... finish story....
oh ya.... that was how i got everybodies attention that time.... and i was very proud when i heard that my case actually made the all the referees to have a meeting after that... they asked, what actually happen just now... that proud referee said he was very confused when he sees me suddenly stood up and walk like nothing... that's why he was not counting.... my senior told me that her friend praised me because i'm a tough fighter... ohohohohohohoo....
-the end-
eh wait wait... after that match i looked for my iran friend but couldn't find him... when i got back to hostel my senior called me and told me that she saw him with his leg cemmented! wtf, was what i thought.... so i quickly went to him la.. his leg were actually fractured during our fight.. after the remaining days i accompanied him chit chat lo.. and that is how we became a closer friend... ;)
malas to check my spelling mistakes and edit my what i've written la... that's all la....
So, about the title above, MASUM means Majlis Sukan University Malaysia. I joined the Taekwondo sport which is the only sport i'm good in and i'm the team leader. Sigh, team leader is not a good job. HATE IT! although i can learn lot of things la but i still hate it.... i love my life in either boring or fun way.... i like spending my time doing nothing which i believe most of you likes it too... lolz
hm... this entry might be quite boring la. Will not be as funny as my previous entry.
so, i dont want to go in details la bout what i did in sabah cos i really have nothing to do there. All i can tell you is i lost in a stupid bet and forced to eat two sticks of chicken backside! motherF85729... and one stick = 4 BIG backside you know! mother23cker... hm... this is actually the first time i eat chicken backside... so i will tell you what i feel bout it abit...
the chicken backside (cb) is actually barbequed. (willl show you the pic in future). at first when you bite the CB! it is damn soft and tender because of all the errr fats in it... and there is actually a very soft bone comes with it too. it feels crunchy but not crunchy wor... you know... those soft bones ah... at the end of the chest wan ah.. sth like that la... then the cb taste quite good lo actually (hahhaha, damn bad in commenting).. it's sweet... there is mixture of err... fats, very soft meat, soft bone, some weird smell, and err... fats lo.... lolz but! no matter how nice or special it is, to me, that ciba# err that cb is still backside where all the waste comes out from it mar!! so i dont quite like it la... haha... if i had won that bet i will buy my friend 10 roti canai and he has to finish it all...
so let's talk about my fight...
erm.... before that i will introduce you some ppl
1) that is the head judge sitting in front of the ring... the head of 5 other judges... the one that will collect the points from all the 4 judges and combine them all.
2) the judge that control the fight... this judge looks abit like korean... and before my matches, i and my senior were actually taking bad bout him because he seems very proud of himself being a judge... we say it by his gestures when giving points that time... a cb judge la... hahaha
3) my friend from usm, iranian, taking master, and he is 24 years old.... know him during usm open tournament. i'm the gold medalist and he is bronze.
4) a not friendly yet respect his opponent punya national fighter...
5) national fighter coach...
that's all
so my first match, i fought my iranian friend. fuh... i walk in the ring with err... a bit kan chiong feeling la... wah... he was very aggresive... a few seconds when the round starts he started charging at me alr... but damn unfortunate, i dono what the hell i did, i think i clashed with him or sth, he suddenly shouted in pain. then he cant walk.. he tell his coach that he cant continue alr cos it's seriously very pain and cant walk. but his coach sounded him to ask him continue (because is just the first round you see, and maybe his coach thought is merely a clash. it happens quite often). so he got no choice but continue lo. he jump a little before fighting me again... 'keso!' the judge said.. and now that i'm in advantage so i charge at him la... kick kick kick, he shouted again! owh! my leg! no no, it hurts alot... no no i cant continue (sth like that)... so the coach have no choice but to declare forfeit... and i won the bout with 'sweat' feeling .. you know, 'sweat' .. errr --> =,=
so not long after that i fought pulak a national fighter... so aih, before going to the ring i wasn't nervous at all la.. and say to myself just do my best la ok.... i say okok.... hahhahaha... my coach also tells me that la... so i say okok again lo....
when i went in the ring, i see him bow to all the judges, so i err.. ma follow lo... stupidly... ahhhaha
hm... the round had start... he stands still, i also stand still.... then i decided, since i'm doing my best, why dont i give him a surprise attack... "aachaa!" was my action... zoom zoom! (he retreated) was what he did. fuiyoh, wtf man! retreat damn bloody fast... but he missed me when he did a counter attack... ahaha... cos i'm good at 'zoom zoom' technique too.. 'blek!' was what i thought.
so the first round keep on going like that la.... i aachaa acchaa he zoom zooom... he counter counter, i also zoom zoom or sometimes hug hug lo... then suddenly when we stand stand, the 'ting ting' came.. end of first round..
the second round... fuh... he started to attack d... "zoom.. BOOM!" (skip + front leg turning) WTF was what i thought... it was damn bloody fast man! i cant even do anything... again "zoom.. BOOM!" and from there he keep "zoom.. BOOM!" and "zoom.. BOOM!" alr.... not only that... after that "zoom.. BOOM!" he did "tututuutututuutuututu" also... this is what we called gattling gun in tkd. where he continuously attacking me with double turning kick... and it was seriously very fast... then ting ting.... end of second match....
here comes the third match were i got alot ppl's attention.... lolz!
so i cannot let him keep "zoom.. BOOM!" d ma.. instead of letting him do that i thought y dont i "zoom.. BOOM!" him also lei.... so "zoom..pop" was what i did and in return i got a "KABOOOM!!!" ... his supporter all start cheering and shouting... he was very happy... it was a direct hit to my chest.............. i ate his backthrust... (backthrust is the most powerfull kick in tkd)..
i cant breathe... the air keep flowing out of my lung and all i can do is bent down... suddenly someone from the national side were shouting 'breathe! breathe!.... what i thought in my mind was, "oh, thank you for reminding me.... seems like your team is not that cruel after all.... instead of just remember to cheer for your fighter, you still remember there is another fighter in the ring which is in trouble.... i'm touched"
so i suddenly stood up and breathe my air.... actually that time when i was bending the refree was counting alr... and that referee was the one i intro to you la... normally when someone ate a direct backthrust, the fighter cant continue the match and considered ko-ed d. but when i suddenly get up and breathe like nothing he was shocked and were very confused, he din know what to do so he stop counting lo.... and here comes the opponent's coach... "what the hell you doing! why din you count! count la! hei! look at him! he cant continue alr! why aren't you counting! what the hell you doing! count la! hei! count la! hei!...................(scolding the refree)" then the referee looked at the head refree, the head refree looked at him, then he looked at the coach, then he looked at me... hahhaha.. he look here look there dono what to do.... i looked at him, i smilled at my coach (which is my senior, then one that kutuk the refree with me previously).. hahha... but that time i told her(my coach) that i cant continue alr... but she says go finish it.. it's third round... i say, "ooooooo ok la..."
so after the scolding scolding while i was talking to my coach, the refree asked me to continue lo... and i got whacked abit lo during the round... and that is how it ends....
ah....... finish story....
oh ya.... that was how i got everybodies attention that time.... and i was very proud when i heard that my case actually made the all the referees to have a meeting after that... they asked, what actually happen just now... that proud referee said he was very confused when he sees me suddenly stood up and walk like nothing... that's why he was not counting.... my senior told me that her friend praised me because i'm a tough fighter... ohohohohohohoo....
-the end-
eh wait wait... after that match i looked for my iran friend but couldn't find him... when i got back to hostel my senior called me and told me that she saw him with his leg cemmented! wtf, was what i thought.... so i quickly went to him la.. his leg were actually fractured during our fight.. after the remaining days i accompanied him chit chat lo.. and that is how we became a closer friend... ;)
malas to check my spelling mistakes and edit my what i've written la... that's all la....
3 comments:
WALAOEH what the hell you did fracture ppls' leg! OMG... I need to find some way train my shin d.. scary.. wai loon.. wuwuwu
hahaha you damn geng rite.. can eat his backthrust.. Gan chiongzzz
btw.. what the hell is zoom zoom. HAHAHAHHA
I half understood what you were talking actually.. especially the tutututututut hahahah!
yeah yeah damn geng! scary! but hell damn long wei ur entry! hahaha!
put a bit of space in between for ppl to breathe will make ppl read better. hahah!
blog more! with pics! haah!
oh yaya... haha... told you i malas want to edit the entry ma... haha
and that zoom zoom was actually a retreat... retreat super fast...
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